Thursday, February 5, 2009

i hate my life

how much packing tape does it take to tape up a box?

one strip? two strips?

well, apparently, if you are my counterpart in chicago, it takes a whole freaking roll of tape. i just spent 15 minutes of my life trying to break my way into a box of books. not. even. joking. i tried a box cutter. i tried scissors. i thought about calling up security to see if they could send a man over to help me. i even considered calling the city government and saying i thought perhaps there was a bomb or anthrax inside, just so i wouldn't have to deal with it.

there may have been tears of frustration shed.

seriously. it must have been an entire roll of tape. and not just your run of the mill clear scotch packing tape. no. this crap was opaque. and fibrous.

fibrous tape = my new nemesis.

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