boobies.

in philip roth's novella--appropriately called "the breast"-- the main character, a professor of literature, turns into a giant breast. (which might be even weirder than turning into a giant bug. or having your nose fall off and run away to start a life of its own.)  

last night on snl, justin timberlake dressed up as a giant, dancing, singing breast implant. 

i can only imagine what would have happened had the two boobs met. i smell a sitcom.