story.

so yesterday i was walking around during my lunchbreak
and i noticed giant posters in the windows of the building across the street
that said DASH in large letters
and my heart skipped a beat

i got really excited
seriously. really excited.
because i thought the kardashians were opening a dash store in nyc. across from my office.
and how awesome would it be to run into the kardashians on a regular basis?
answer: so awesome.

and then i realized the posters were in the windows of the sony building.
and they were just advertising some kind of new sony electronic thing.

i dont really understand what it is. and i don't want to.

i am now against all things sony.
because they toyed with my emotions.