you are no liza.

i dragged tim to see arthur with me on a sunday morning.

and you know why i did this?

because they filmed a scene of this movie on my street. on my street. in front of my apartment building. and omg, more than anything in the world, i wanted to see my apartment in a movie. my cute little apartment building was going to be in the movies! and then i was going to announce to fb that my apartment was in a movie. and everyone was going to be really jealous. and it was going to be the best day ever in my entire life.

instead. my street was not in the movie. i don't know what happened. but it wasn't there. even worse, the love interest in the movie was so boring and dull that i felt the need to shout out "you ma'am are no liza" every time she appeared on screen.

(i also punched tim in the arm any time there was a cameo from a semi-famous person. JOHN HODGMAN! DYLAN LAUREN! NOTED FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER NIGEL BARKER!)