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dear facebook,

happy 5th anniversary! i don't know if you remember or not, but we met before you were even one year old. back when a person had to be in college to join. back when everyone posted their class schedule every semester and then friended everyone who had the same major.

sometimes i look at you, and i don't even know who you are. i've got zombies biting me, people donating gifts to me, and pieces of flair all over the place. i miss the simple joys of a regular old poke.

did you know there are thousands of adults joining you every day? seriously. adults. people who are over the age of 30! what has happened?

you've changed. and frankly, i am quite disappointed in you.

but not quite so disappointed that i will stop updating my status every two hours.

love,
me.