isabella rossellini would not be on my list.

so isabella rossellini did a series of short films for the sundance channel last year. green porno. she dressed up like bugs and then pretended to fornicate with cardboard cutouts of other bugs. and seemed to say penis more times than i really felt comfortable with.

well, now she's at it again. with marine animals. 

someone should put her in charge of teaching abstinence only sex-ed classes. because after viewing those videos, the thought of getting it on totally weirds me out.