dear everyone,
i am going on vacation. no blog posts while i'm gone. please. try to keep it together. i know it will be hard. i understand that your life is empty and meaningless without me. but i'll be back in a week. most likely with lots of pictures of me picking my nose at the wedding reception.
also, be aware of the fact that i lied and told everyone i was going to sxsw. so i might need to stage some fake concert photos.
love,
tinkler.
ps: an amusing sidenote. i am a very nervous flyer. which should come as no surprise to anyone, given my fear of escalators.
but. all the same. i don't think there's anything wrong with always making sure i know where the exit doors are located. and taking the laminated safety card out of the pocket in front of me so i am aware of all emergency protocol. and yes, i do check to make sure my seatbelt is securely fastened. each and every time they ask me to.
Note to all Tinkler blog readers:
ReplyDeleteDon't ever goof off during a plane ride if Sarah is your seatmate. I'm just saying. You will get reprimanded.
In particular, don't make fun of the flight attendant, no matter how many times they come on the speaker requesting "passengers, again, check the security of your seatbelt."
And do NOT, I repeat, do NOT playfully unbuckle your seatbelt or pretend to read your safety information card upside down.
Love,
Mandy
(a frequent Sarah seatmater).
omg. i just choked a little on my sour patch jellybean.
ReplyDeleteI finally got your blog to load in my RSS reader on my phone and you decide to take a hiatus.
ReplyDeleteabsence makes the heart grow fonder.
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