1. sentences that end with ellipses.
2. being splashed by buses/taxis on the way to work.
3. books/films about housewives and suburban ennui.
4. blisters from new shoes.
5. people who are smarter, prettier, funnier, and more entertaining than i am (in other words, all of you guys.)
6. green olives.
7. public water fountains (not the drinking kind, the other kind.)
8. san francisco.
9. when my hair gets stuck in my lipgloss. and then the wind blows my hair in front of my face. and i get smudges of lipgloss on my glasses.
10. abstinence only sex education.
i would never encourage hate. but feel free to leave your own list. just as long as you don't include me on it, thanks.
update: um, how could i have forgotten about my number one hate of all time? new list:
1. CNN
2. sentences that end with ellipses.
3. being splashed by buses/taxis on the way to work.
4. books/films about housewives and suburban ennui.
5. people who are smarter, prettier, funnier, and more entertaining than i am (in other words, all of you guys.)
6. green olives.
7. public water fountains (not the drinking kind, the other kind.)
8. san francisco.
9. when my hair gets stuck in my lipgloss. and then the wind blows my hair in front of my face. and i get smudges of lipgloss on my glasses.
10. abstinence only sex education.
3. being splashed by buses/taxis on the way to work.
4. books/films about housewives and suburban ennui.
5. people who are smarter, prettier, funnier, and more entertaining than i am (in other words, all of you guys.)
6. green olives.
7. public water fountains (not the drinking kind, the other kind.)
8. san francisco.
9. when my hair gets stuck in my lipgloss. and then the wind blows my hair in front of my face. and i get smudges of lipgloss on my glasses.
10. abstinence only sex education.
What's with the olive thing? Why do some people only like one color of olive? Stop that.
ReplyDeletewhen you submit your list of ten things you love and ten things you hate, then you can make complaints.
ReplyDeletealso, green olives smell like armpits. that's not acceptable.
1. okra
ReplyDelete2. spilling coffee all over myself...like I just did.
3. hummers
4. subway grates
5. poorly-written cover letters
6. forgetting my umbrella on a drizzly day
7. feeling of helplessness
8. times new roman and comic sans
9. snoop dogg...not quite hate, more like utter fear and turmoil
10. cnn ;)
Most Hated Things: Medical School Edition
ReplyDelete1. have a professor interrupt a test repeatedly to fix mistakes he made while writing the test. Then him wondering why nobody was done when the bell rang
2. smelling like cadaver
3. trying to erase and smearing pencil marks all over your scantron with 3 minutes left on the test
4. other medical students
5. watching 3 am infomercials because nothing else is on and you can't turn the TV off or you will fall asleep before you are done studying
6. surgeons that tell the class we are all going to have anal fissures because we worry too much
7. having your fasfa pin memorized because you have filled it out so many times
8. male patient: so what are you studying to be?
me: I'm in medical school
patient: so you are going to be a nurse?
me: no, I'm going to be a doctor.
patient: oh....so you aren't going to be a nurse
9. developing tolerance to caffeine
10. waking up and realizing you had a dream about endocrinology or being graded on your next practical
amanda: i would laugh, if your list didn't also make me want to cry.
ReplyDelete#2 is now my all-time favorite complaint.
Its ok, you can laugh I am out of here in 2 weeks! Will be officially 1/2 way done.
ReplyDeleteI have to agree especially with #4 and #8 on Amanda's list.
ReplyDeleteShe forgot OMM though. That definitely deserves to be on the list. At least at my school.