yogurt freaks me out.

sometimes yogurt really freaks me out. like. when i'm eating it. i have to make a conscious effort not to throw up a little in my mouth.

i mean. it has a really weird texture. and a weird taste. and all that bacteria. ew.

i am deeply suspicious of all those commercials in which people claim yogurt is really delicious and can take the place of dessert.

um, no thank you. i'll stick with my cupcakes. you can feel free to somehow force yourself to swallow a mouthful of fermented milk that's been swirled with artificial sweeteners and small chunks of god only knows what.

with that said, i usually have yogurt every day for a mid-morning snack. today it is strawberry-kiwi flavored.