just got a call from a location scout who works for the movies. he's looking for old pretty libraries that they could shoot some scenes in for a movie. lots of dark wood and whatnot (there is a chance it was just a prank call from one of you guys, but i am choosing to believe it was legitimate.)
i was like, sorry, my library is super ugly. no help there.
aaahhhh! this was like my one shot in life to become a famous actress. they could have filmed the movie in my library. and then when the director saw me, he would be like, holycrap, who is that girl? i have to have her in my movie! and then we would all discover i have natural talent. and i would be rich and famous and everyone would think i'm prettier than zooey deschanel.
you sent them to MY library, correct? i mean, old, check. pretty, check. dark wood and whatnot? check.
ReplyDeleteoh please. you get to hobnob with all those famous writers. i'm not sending a movie your way! i'll never hear the end of it.
ReplyDeletehahahahaha. you crack me up.
ReplyDeleteyou should have sent them to the Armstrong-Browning!