2. the best way to keep yourself from crying during a wedding? just keep repeating to yourself "do not faint. do not faint. please, for the love of god, do not faint in front of everyone."
3. i still cried though.
4. i cannot dance. the only things i like to do on the dance floor is to twirl mandy and do my booty dance. neither saved me during the bridal party michael bubble dance.
5. jillian rocks the red lipstick look. mckatie rocks the jackie kennedy peachy look. mandy rocks the awesome patent leather belt and crazy cute shoes look.
6. ana has apparently supplemented (read: replaced) us all with brand new med school friends. my replacement? a girl who sits around in coffee shops loudly discussing her sex life. i fail to see the resemblance.
7. my sister, jenny, and i are more similar than i previously thought. i don't think you understand. basically, we're the same person. literally. only, she's like 50 lbs lighter than i am and enjoys exercise. but other than that. same person.
8. maybe is, without a doubt, the cutest dog in the history of cute dogs. expect pictures shortly.
9. mandy gets prettier every time i see her. every. single. freaking. time.
10. even though i used to still make fun of girls who get regular manicures/pedicures, i am totally in love with my cute little red toes. they make me want to drizzle caramel all over my feet and have someone lick my toes.
so should we all start planning another wedding for summer '10? yes? who's in?
i'm in. as long as i don't have to do anymore public speaking.
ReplyDeletecrap. i was going to have you read t.s. eliot's "the waste land" at my wedding.
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